Ever notice when someone mentions 'Suzuki Samurai', the first thing out of their mouth is "Don't they tip over easy?"  Take a look at the following video and decide for yourself:

Detroit Drivers - Where do I begin?  I've driven in maybe 1/2 of the 50 states and I can assure you that Detroit drivers SUCK!!!  During rush hour, common sense tells us that when entering the freeway, 1 comes off the ramp, 1 goes through, etc.  But no ... not good enough for Detroit drivers!  They must cut past 50 cars including those following the common sense rule above and cut someone off 10 cars up so everyone can slam on the brakes and make traffic come to a dead stop.  Then once on the freeway, cut across 3 more lanes in their 8,000lb. SUV that has seen as much off-roading as a Lamborghini Diablo while yakking on the cell phone and cutting people off making traffic stop in all 4 freaking lanes!  I'm glad we could all stop to make way for the all-important Soccer Mom that owns this freeway!

Q - What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A - A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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Guns don't kill people, People kill people!

In today's society we fabricate "diseases" to mask our social ineptitudes. Examples include: ADD, OCD and Depression to name a few. Instead of being honest and saying "Hey, I am a lazy fat-ass" it is totally acceptable to say "Hey, I have ADD". Drug companies in their infinite wisdom are cashing in on this phenomenon and selling us pills we don't need. Yea Capitalism! Did you ever stop and wonder why our ancestors didn't get cancer and why they lived to be 100? Hmmm, maybe it is all the drugs, food preservatives and other shit we pump into our bodies ... ever ponder that hypothesis?  Speaking of useless drugs, enjoy this message entitled "Drugs I Need":

"I know it is true ... I read it on the internet!" Gag me. Before posting on an internet forum, take a lesson from the short "Posting and You" found HERE.